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riningear:

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ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

culturecafe:

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Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

littledovejonsa:

daeneryaastargaryen:

strawberryshortcakekitten:

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

This is so sweet actually

Men around the world learn!!!

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

littledovejonsa:

diva-gonzo:

hillnerd:

weasleyismyking540:

strange-pineapple:

a-hobbit-goes-to-hogwarts:

engrprof:

heneed-somemilk:

gayngelofthelordlovesdean:

tangdynastie:

neesie09:

averageblackteen:

Where are those woke white people at!?

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

I don’t usually do “reblog if” but this is important.

Why are there so few notes??

How about all lives mather?

How about have several seats and educate yourself on what the movement is. Yes all lives do matter. Saying black lives matter is expressing that our lives matter TOO. Which it seems people are forgetting while they kill us for no reason.

Education is key.

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god @ strange-pineapple sucks. At this point YOU DON’T deserve a pass or an explanation why your stance is straight up a stupid thing to say. Like, it’s been a big thing for 2 years now? Been an official movement since 2013. Stop being an ignorant fool. Like, just shut up, sit down, read a book.

My friends were wise to call you out on it, but being slightly benevolent today, thought I might try to educate you on this. @strange-pineapple - I’m going to make the presumption that since you are Australian, you might be missing some of the dynamics in question for American socio-political issue here. I’m also going to take the time and educate and inform since you are still a minor and (I hope) willing to listen and learn.

In America, the systemic problems are focused on those who aren’t white. In America, because of past problems in racial discrimination and society-enforced limitations on an association, voting, equality, and equity (which those are different), Black people, in general, are at a huge disadvantage. After socio-political events culminating in the deaths of young black men, one of which was at the hands of police, gave rise to Black Lives Matter. While there are as many white men gunned down by police, those aren’t focused on by the media. No one gives a s* if a meth head gets gunned down. An innocent black man, in his own back yard? Yeah, folks give a s* about that and police not behaving properly.

Because of media optics (and the rise of the citizen journalist with Twitter, FB Live, Snapchat and Instagram/Periscope) anyone with a smartphone can livestream said events - which unfortunately include police executing young black men instead of arresting them and letting the courts and juries decide.

There have been countless situations where a young black man is gunned down by police (and old ones too, like Walter Scott) while a young white man, who has committed mass murder, is given special treatment, coddled, infantilized, and given additional benefits that aren’t afforded to black men and black people in general.

In short, there is a big problem. Black Lives Matter was formed for civil rights protesting (which is guaranteed in the US), agitation for change in these systemic problems (for instance, how black children are 2x likely to have discipline problems before they turn 13 and fall behind in education, and the vicious cycle of not receiving the best possible opportunities afforded to those who are white.)

Saying All Live Matter is intentionally ignoring a substantial problem to divert from it, to placate someone who is completely uncomfortable learning about the problems occurring to those who aren’t white.

For instance, since you are Australian, it would be looking at the issue with Aboriginals and saying their plight and loss of opportunity is not important to everyone in Australia having worth.

See the problem? It focuses the issues onto you without fixing a damn thing about the original problem in the first place.

So yes, if you want to act like a self-important liberal-minded young lady, sure. All Lives Matter. But if you are caught speeding 15km over the speed limit in possession of illegal narcotics, you are 100% less likely to be beaten to death, or shot, by a cop with a huge chip on their shoulder. You’re less likely to be mistreated before getting to the lock-up for driving over the speed limit in possession of illegal narcotics.

And you’re more than likely going to get diversion or have your case tossed because you can afford good legal counsel, can smile pretty at a judge and have them believe you about the pills being for someone not you. You’ll also be 200% likely to not have your car impounded and kept for civil seizure and have to pay for a new one than someone who is a PoC.


Now I hope you understand why saying All Lives Matter in this context makes you sound incredibly foolish?

Sixth time reblog for those who don’t understand the gravity

davidthetraveler:

fischyplier:

iwillneverberoyall:

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I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

I will take great care of my Pokemon and we will win so many battles together! :D

I can’t remember if I’ve already reblogged this or not.  Well, better to be safe than sorry.

icecream-eaterrr:

growlandpounce:

tovartime:

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

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please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

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She is listening

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

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Instagram : @allthatisshe

I love all three of them instantly.

This is so pure. I love it

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute

bunjywunjy:

isnerdy:

memcjo:

wearethesparkk:

cassandor:

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

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rainbow mountains (peru)

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red soil (canada/PEI)

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rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

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bioluminescent waves

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northern lights (canada)

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salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

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and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:


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Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar


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Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)


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Chocolate Hills, Philippines


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Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

Earth is effing amazing!

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Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

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Lake Retba, Senegal

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Tepui, Venezuela

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Tianzi Mountains, China

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

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(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

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(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

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(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

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(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

witchelbi:

breath-goes-in:

“hellroo” ???

This is so cute that my friend cried when I showed it to her

oldiesporvida:

mightyenaofficial:

becausebirds:

potty mouth bird

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

One of my favorite videos 😂

What are you, the hot sauce police?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

alduinlovesyou:

alduinlovesyou:

So I like hot stuff. I’m not like, a dick about it. I don’t brag because there are people out there that can handle waaaay hotter foods than me. It’s not a competition.

So I’m at Tijuana Flats, a “mexican” food restaurant chain famous for their hot sauce bar. All in all, what they put out on the bar isn’t the spiciest stuff in the world, but you’ll find some delicious gems in there.

I immediately look at whatever is marked black as hottest for the day (they change them) and immediately go to pump some into the little paper containers provided when…

“Whooaaa, sweetheart you don’t want to do that,”

I turned around and there’s this skinny guy in jeans and a logo polo. There’s another dude wearing the same shirt, so they must have come here from some sad IT job. I’m a little taken aback at this dude’s presumption that I am ignorant to what I’m doing, but I blow it off.

”Nah, man, it’s got the black label, I haven’t tried this one yet.”

”Are you sure? It’s really spicy.” 

”I’m pretty sure dude.”

”I don’t think you should, because it was a bit much for me.”

At this point I’m feeling patronized. I stare at him. 

“It’s fine. Really.”

“Oooookay,” He says in this exasperated, don’t-say-I-didn’t-warn-you kind of voice. I get my hot sauce and sit down. Food arrives, I taste it with a chip first to test. It’s super sweet, actually. I dump the whole thing on my taco. I don’t know if he’s watching. 

I go up to the counter and ask the manager to ring me up a bottle of the sauce to take home. It was pretty delicious! Manager says he’ll b
ring it to my table.

They bring it, I pay, and the server asks if I’m into hot sauces - of course I say yes. Hot Sauce Police is now watching. She brings me an assortment of sauces they do not serve at the bar because of liability reasons. One of them was rated at 1.5 million Scoville units. I bought all of them, signing the credit card slip as he watches.

I finished my meal.

Then I looked right at him and licked the fucking paper container when I was done.

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It’s the two year anniversary of the incident.

“I KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT, SON”

- This woman, not letting others tell her what her own Hot Sauce Limits are

mirab3lle:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

moonlightoscar:

locohost:

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Super disgusting! People are FUCKED UP. 

It’s racial discrimination to treat someone less polite than someone else would be treated in the same circumstances, because of race. We can’t ignore the case of blatant racism. We MUST draw public attention to such cases. We must ensure that racists are identified and socially discredited. There are no reasons or excuses for racism. It’s just disgusting.

from the KTLA news article:

When Suh said she would report the action to Airbnb officials, the host replied: “It’s why we have Trump.”

Suh said that comment made her painfully aware of how threatened minorities have become under the Trump administration.

“For me personally, to now have someone say something racist to me and say it’s because of Trump, it was my fears coming true,” Suh said. “That people who held these racist beliefs felt emboldened.”

The host went on to say she would “not allow this country to be told what to do by foreigners.”

Suh is an American citizen who has called the U.S. home since she was 3 years old.

“If this is my experience as a light-skinned Asian woman, what is it like for people who have darker skin than me or are Muslim?” Suh wondered aloud. “What is it like for people who are undocumented or not U.S. citizens yet?”

BLESS HER FOR BEING VOCAL ABOUT THIS DO PEOPLE REALIZE HOW REAL THIS IS YET!?

Ok so i work for Airbnb. And they actually don’t fucking play with discrimination. At all. We were banning people who were going to Charlottesville for the riot. But they can’t do anything unless we are told. And the most common thing i hear is “i don’t want to start a ruckus or cause any trouble” but.. in order to prevent this stuff… we need people to. Don’t stay silent.

Reblogging again for that! ^^^^

Also apparently the host was fined $ 5,000 and was forced to attend a class on Asian Americans, as well as apologize and serve community service. Which is awesome.

flowersinmyphro:

carl-thecreator:

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

darknightsandsnowfights:

atopsy:

this is my fav video now

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.